Finally, after several weeks of checking around and waiting, my ship(ment) finally came in. I stopped in at one of the several stores I was on the wait list for, hoping my sad, sad tale of woe would melt the cold heart of one of the employees enough that I'd walk out a lucky new owner. Today, much to my surprise, no tale of woe was needed. The store had just gotten in a big shipment, so I had no trouble walking out a new EVO owner.
The surprises didn't end there. My wife, who is normally a borderline technophobe, actually enjoyed playing around with it. In fact, she must have spent at least a half hour just playing Teeter.
Well, now that I actually have hardware, I guess it is time to reread all those how-to posts.