A man finds a genie's lamp on the beach and a genie pops out. The genie says, "Thanks for freeing me from that lamp, I will grant you one wish."
The man says, "I really want to see Hawaii but I hate planes and boats, can you make a bridge from California to Hawaii so I can drive there?"
The Genie says, "Do you know how much material there is in a bridge? it'll take years and years and millions of pounds of concrete and Iron just to sink into the ocean. Please wish for something reasonable."
The man says, "Alright, if you can't do that how about this? let me know all the secrets of women. I want to know how they think, how to make them laugh, Decipher whatever their feeling and always know the right answer."
The Genie starts rubbing his hands together, getting ready to grant the wish and says "Do you want 2 lanes or 4?"